FKN SALTY CREW
✨🥨 FKN SALTY CREW 👽✨
For the ones who show up standing… and slowly evolve into a human pretzel on whatever couch they find.
Printed on an AS Colour Heavy Crew. Warm, comfy, and absolutely enabling your “I’m here but I’m not upright” era.
- Heavyweight cotton for all your horizontal adventures.
- Oversized fit perfect for becoming one with the cushions.
- Built for the friend who’s 90% asleep but still hears every piece of gossip within 12 metres.
Because being twisted, tired, and socially half-present is a lifestyle.
Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.
Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.
Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options.
Price
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minimum quantity: x available in bundles of: x Product ordered in bundles.
Sizing Details
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 | 72 | 75 |
| Body Length (cm) | 68.5 | 71 | 73.5 | 76 | 78.5 | 81 | 83.5 |
Shipping
Shipping
We offer delivery Australia wide, with Express and International shipping options also available.
AS Colour Mens Heavy Crew - 5145
Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
Heavy weight, 400 GSM
CVC Fleece 80% Cotton 20% Polyester
Inset sleeves, 2x2 ribbing on neck, cuff and hem,




