THIS FKN SUCKS CREW
🧛 THIS SUCKS – CREW 🩸
Bite me. Actually, don't. I'm not in the mood.
For the living dead, the permanently exhausted and anyone who's one minor inconvenience away from losing their shit.
Printed on an AS Colour Heavy Crew, this oversized beauty is basically a socially acceptable way to wear a blanket in public.
Perfect for late nights, avoiding humans and pretending you're immortal when you're barely functioning.
Vampires have eternal life. We just have eternal problems.
The FKN Details 🦇
- Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Heavyweight, 400 GSM
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester CVC fleece
- Inset sleeves
- 2x2 ribbing on neck, cuffs and hem
- Small fang print on front, large THIS SUCKS print on back
- Designed and printed in Australia
Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.
Check the size guide before ordering, legend. This one's oversized!
Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.
Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options.
Price
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Sizing Details
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 | 72 | 75 |
| Body Length (cm) | 68.5 | 71 | 73.5 | 76 | 78.5 | 81 | 83.5 |
Shipping
Shipping
We offer delivery Australia wide, with Express and International shipping options also available.
AS Colour Mens Heavy Crew - 5145
Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
Heavy weight, 400 GSM
CVC Fleece 80% Cotton 20% Polyester
Inset sleeves, 2x2 ribbing on neck, cuff and hem,









