FKN GOLDIE CREW

✨🛸 FKN GOLDIE CREW 🐠✨

For the ones who made eye contact with the mums at school pick up and are now nodding about nut-free snacks like it's a hostage situation. 

Printed on an AS Colour Heavy Crew. Cozy enough to sit through an identity crisis, sturdy enough to survive your next “how did I get here?” moment.

• Thick, heavyweight cotton to keep you warm when you’re absolutely not where you’re meant to be.
   
• Oversized fit for maximum comfort while you silently question every life choice that led you here.
   
• Designed for the ones who’d happily get abducted if it meant avoiding awkward goodbyes.

Because some of us aren’t lost, we're terrible at following directions. 
Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.

 

Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.

Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options.