THIS FKN SUCKS OVERSIZED TEE

    🧛‍♀️ THIS SUCKS – OVERSIZED TEE 🩸

    Team Eric. Because apparently 1,000 years of emotional unavailability is our type.

    Let's be fucking honest. If Eric Northman walked into the room, we'd be spreading our legs faster than Sookie could scream "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!"

    And Bill? Mate. Go stand in the sun.

    Featuring cute pink fangs on the front and a big fat THIS SUCKS on the back, this tee is for anyone who's watched True Blood and genuinely considered moving to Louisiana to become a vampire's emotional support blood bag.

    Printed on an AS Colour Oversized Tee, it's big, comfy and perfect for the morning after making some extremely questionable decisions at Fangtasia.

    Warning: Does not protect against vampires, red flags or Alexander Skarsgård's jawline.

    The FKN Details 🦇

    • Oversized fit with dropped shoulders
    • Heavyweight, 220 GSM
    • 100% combed cotton
    • Neck ribbing and shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Double needle hems
    • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
    • Small fang print on front, large THIS SUCKS print on back
    • Designed and printed in Australia

    This one's properly oversized, legend. Check the size guide before ordering.

    Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.

     

    Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
    Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.

    Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
    If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options. 

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    Fit: Oversized

    Fabric: Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22-singles, 100% combed cotton

    Construction: Neck ribbing, oversized fit with dropped shoulders, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

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