FKN LASER BABE TEE

✨👽 FKN LASER BABE TEE 👽✨

PSA: Our tees are a true unisex oversized fit. Like, actually oversized. You do not need to size up. Steph and Amy wear Large/XL because they like them comically massive. If you want a classic oversized vibe, stick to your usual size. (We sadly can’t offer returns for change-of-size.)

She’s giving intergalactic main character energy.
Cold stare. Hot pink lasers. Zero explanations.

Printed on an AS Colour Classic Oversized Tee, this one was made for the babes who mentally leave the conversation halfway through and start planning their next hyperfixation instead. Heavyweight cotton, oversized fit and comfy enough to wear while spiralling, thriving, or roaming the servo at midnight looking for snacks and emotional support.

Featuring our FKN LASER BABE back print in neon pink and alien green tones that absolutely refuse to be subtle. Soft feel, bold print and enough attitude to make strangers stare for slightly too long.

Guaranteed to turn heads and potentially activate someone’s fight or flight response in the Macca’s drive thru.

Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.

 

Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne. Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend. If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options.