FKN LASER SLUT CREW

    FKN LASER SLUT CREW 👽

    PSA: Our crews are a true unisex oversized fit. Like, actually oversized. You do not need to size up. Steph and Amy wear Large/XL because they like them comically massive. If you want a classic oversized vibe, stick to your usual size. (We sadly can’t offer returns for change-of-size.)


    For the humans who somehow end up cold at festivals despite dancing for six straight hours. 💚✨

    The Laser Slut Crew wraps you in cosy rave energy with our neon alien graphic front and centre (well, technically BACK and CENTRE). Perfect for post-festival recovery days, late-night servo missions, winter warehouse parties or emotionally supporting your friends in the smokers area.

    Printed on the AS Colour Supply Crew, this crew is soft, durable and oversized in all the right ways. Basically the clothing version of “one more song.”

    Product Details:

    • AS Colour Supply Crew
    • Pullover crew neck
    • Ribbed cuffs and hem
    • Soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
    • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
    • Designed for the not-so-typical humans 👽
       

    Warning: may become your entire personality for the next three months.
    Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.

     

    Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
    Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.

    Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
    If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options. 

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    Body Width (cm) 57 60 63 66 69 72 75
    Body Length (cm) 68.5 71 73.5 76 78.5 81 83.5

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    AS Colour Mens Heavy Crew - 5145

    Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
    Heavy weight, 400 GSM
    CVC Fleece 80% Cotton 20% Polyester
    Inset sleeves, 2x2 ribbing on neck, cuff and hem,

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