FKN GOLDIE 🐠 🛸
✨🛸 FKN GOLDIE 🐠✨
For the ones end up in the wrong tank singing "I've had the time of my life" to the filter system.
Printed on an AS Colour Classic Oversized Tee. Equal parts comfy, chaotic, and slightly concerning.
- Heavyweight cotton, oversized fit for when you’re clearly not where you belong but the snacks are good.
- Soft feel, bold print, and a dash of “should someone check on them?”.
- Perfect for weird conversations, awkward energy and trying to make small talk with your reflection.
Because some of us were never meant for the fishbowl. Fuck the tank, take me to the aliens.
Just another day being FKN TYPICAL.
Shipping & Returns (a.k.a. The Boring Bit, But Important)
Every FKN TYPICAL tee, tote or jumper is made just for you, we don’t pull from piles, we print to order. DESIGNED AND PRINTED HERE IN AUSTRALIA. That means a little wait (usually 10 -12 business days) while your gear is created and shipped straight from our printers in Brisbane and Melbourne.
Because everything’s custom, we can’t swap or refund if you change your mind, so check the sizing guide and PLEASE choose wisely, legend.
If your t-shirt or print is faulty, please hit us up and we will work through options.
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We offer delivery Australia wide, with Express and International shipping options also available.
Fit: Oversized
Fabric: Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22-singles, 100% combed cotton
Construction: Neck ribbing, oversized fit with dropped shoulders, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage




